Below are the 19 most recent journal entries recorded in shandri_cat's LiveJournal:

Tuesday, June 16th, 2009
9:51 am	Summer Morning So I'm like, saunter, out the door, morning, sunshine, woah, nice. Bask, like. Someone comes out, goes in the shed, wakes up starling. Starling goes OMG CAT! I'm like, dude. Starling goes OMG SMALL STARLING ON GROUND NEAR CAT OMG! I'm like, dude. Starling goes MACHINE-GUN OMG CAT CHACK CHACK CHACK CHACK CHACK. I'm like, dude. Back inside. Windowsill has sunshine and no mad birds. Also, ironing board is inside. (Comment on this)
Friday, September 26th, 2008
4:53 pm	Right I am indoors all day again and miroza_cat is like SO boring and there's nothing on TV and there's nothing on the internet so I am going to find something and I am going to like DESTROY it and then HIDE it because the neighbour cat is looking in the window at me and she's like OMG I am SO fluffy and I am OUT here and you are IN THERE and OMG YOU HAVE GERBILS CAN I COME IN and I'm like no get your own gerbils. Totally. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, January 9th, 2008
2:44 pm	Woah So I'm like, woah, man, cold, and then there's like OMG WTF THEME TUNE FOR ME! (Comment on this)
Friday, December 7th, 2007
10:08 am	Vet! OMG Fight bite, scratch scratch, woah. Sleep. Feel woozy. Boss goes, yeah, abcess. Woah, WTF, vet? Overnight? SuX0r! (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, February 13th, 2007
4:31 pm	OMG Dialup So Slow!!! So we're like totally stuck on dialup and it's liek SO SLOW!!! But better than sneakin' out to net cafes and stuff. And there's a huge new corridor! Vroom! they changed the whole place while I was trying to get out of a box, and when I got out it was like all different and the outside changed too, which was rewally confusing when I wanted to get out and there was the outside only it wasn't, and then there was outside that was and it's all like walls and stuff and there's like SO MUCH STUFF to climb on!!!1! OMG it's taken me 1/2 an hour to write this! (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, December 12th, 2006
2:42 pm	Lemme at 'im! I was, like, totally, going to destroy him, but I, like, wasn't let out. Yeah. Woulda seen him off, except nobody would open the door. Totally. Yeah. (Comment on this)
Monday, June 19th, 2006
12:23 am	Pencils? So he's all like, "what is it with you people and pencils?" And I'm like, I dunno, it was just there, and like woah, I could wash now, and that so would SO tell him. So I, like, wash, and he's like, woah, man. But he still puts the pencil away. How mean is that? (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, March 14th, 2006
3:22 pm	Catvertising There's this totally specialised cat climbing frame in the kitchen, and I am getting so good at climbing on it, except people keep putting clothes on it. miroza_cat says I should advertise my services. I think she's mocking me, cos she usually is, but I'm not sure how. Here's what she said to say: Get your clothes delivered freshly washed and pre-covered in specialised show-everywhere grey cat hair! (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, December 1st, 2005
11:15 am	December! OMG! It's liek December! I only remember November and October, but miroza_cat says there's like TWELVE of them!! And this is the one wehre we get like a whole tree brought in to climb and there's shiny things hanging on it and I'm gonna hang on it and OMG I CAN'T WAIT!!! I am gonna be so a super furry animal this month! I've been practicing running up walls and eating shoelaces for WEEKS! And I found out to turn off a puter - if you grab the power cord in your teeth and swing out of it, it stops and people go "Wah!" and "Argh!" and "That was a queue of four HUNDRED and I was at SIX!" and "BAD CAT!". Pwned! Oh yeah, I am THE baddest BAD CAT EVAH!!! (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, November 21st, 2005
2:57 pm	Hey Just when you thought it was safe - vroom! (Comment on this)
Tuesday, November 8th, 2005
11:07 am	World of Warcat So, like, everybody is playing WoW and so am I. I have a first-level Cornish Rex character called, like, Cognito. I wanted to call him Skr1p+ Ki++y, but it's like an RP server, so you can't. He's like OMG SO COOL! He's so sneaky he never gets hit, and he gets his own mount from like level 1 - this undead guy called Wormson (stupid name, but I didn't get to choose it), who does all the carrying and fighting and stuff for him. And it's a really cool name!! Cos when you can see him, he's like Cognito, and when he's in the bag, he's INCognito. I was playing for HOURS last night. miroza_cat thinks I'm crazy, but she's old and cranky and doesn't understand technology like I do. (Comment on this)
Thursday, November 3rd, 2005
11:01 am	Totally false accusation! It wasn't me! It was, like, the other cat. Not miroza_cat, the other other cat. The invisible other cat. Besides, I helped find it. I was, like, looking under the table and stuff. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, October 18th, 2005
4:48 pm	Totally Hidden So OMG I'm gonna be like a professional thing hider for a living! LOL, cos I so rock out at hiding things! I hid me earlier like so well I couldn't see me at all!! miroza_cat found me, but that was cos she cheats and uses special tricks! WTF! Man, I wish I knew special tricks, but she won't like teach me them yet. Not fair!! But they're never gonna find that dice, I hid it so well!! (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, October 17th, 2005
11:30 am	Hey Doc So I'm all like vroom, morning, vroom, and then it's box, walk, tram, and OMG Doctor, only different Doctor. And prang, and then box, tram, walk, and we're on da vroom again, only I figure I'll do that after I like, wash and sleep and stuff. I did, like, a double somersault this morning for breakfast. It was so cool. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, October 10th, 2005
4:28 pm	Homework So I'm like all vroom and vavoom, but miroza_cat says I have to be all like l33t and grasshopper stuff. Anyway, there was this thing, I mean, OMG why'd they put it there, like they KNOW I run that way when I'm moving, and it went whoosh and crash, and there was like this coffee thing on top it. Man, coffee stinks, and they like, drink it, and I'm like WTF?! Show me, and they do, and woah, stinky. Bleah. Anyway, yeah, coffee stuff all over and bits of glass and I'm like, all, wasn't me, man, and washing, but they, like, know. Like I'm the only one ever knocks anything down. olethros is away, like doing human stuff only for longer than usual. I forget what he looks like. miroza_cat says we're gonna like, OMG, crack his crib and party. Well, she didn't say it like that, but she like, meant it, y'know? Current Mood: Mellow (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, October 5th, 2005
3:06 pm	Mean OMG Spider Plants! Orchid! *munches* Woah, splashy! Vroom! *sulks* (Comment on this)
Monday, October 3rd, 2005
12:57 pm	Woah OMGWTF! Doctor! Prang! (Comment on this)
Sunday, September 25th, 2005
6:35 pm	OMG! OMGWTF! Smells! Things! People! Strings!! Ham! Bread!!! miroza_cat!! OMG Stairs! Vroom! (Comment on this)
6:27 pm	Yah! First Post!! Rox0r!! (Comment on this)